The Tea Party Guide to Health & Fitness
Pretty much everyone affiliated with the Tea Party movement hates “Obamacare” To them, publicly funded health care means: increased taxes inferior health care services a decreased level of American...
View ArticleAll Hail the Heart Attack Grill Diet
You’ve got to respect the folks at the Heart Attack Grill. At least they can admit that their food comes complete with a side order of “sudden weight gain, repeated increase of wardrobe size, back...
View ArticleThe Douchebag Workout
We, as a species, have reached a new low. Is there a worse exercise video than this? .
View ArticleDo Not Buy the Ab Circle Pro
Once in a blue moon, a piece of fitness equipment comes along that is so lame that I actually smack my forehead while watching the infomercial. I can’t believe that anyone would be so gullible to...
View ArticleThe Dreaded Kraft Dinner Hangover
I did something really stupid yesterday. It was just one of those days where I was: short on time running low on healthy food hungry as a bear and in a bad mood (crappy day, don’t even ask) As a result...
View ArticleThe Prejudice Against Muscled-Americans
America has a secret shame. Even after decades of confronting her racial, social & religious prejudices, Miss Liberty still harbors an unspoken hatred towards her most defenseless of citizens. The...
View ArticleThe Coolest Way to Get Bigger Biceps
Brazilian researchers have discovered the absolute coolest way to build massive muscles. In their study, 16 men were subjected to a laboratory workout consisting of 4 sets of bicep curls at 80% of...
View ArticleAmerica’s Food FAIL: Pink Slime in your Burgers and Bugs in your Frappucinos
America’s big beef producers load your hamburger meat with Ammonia-Soaked Centrifuge Separated Byproduct Paste Starbucks Strawberry and Creme Frappuccinos are colored with BUGS……instead of...
View ArticleNational Donut Day
Today is NATIONAL DONUT DAY…aka: National Morbid Obesity Day National Celiac Day National Type 2 Diabetes Day …and OMG…is that a Maple Bacon Donut??? Burp.
View ArticleUncle Sam says…
….’cuz a nation of lazy, obese tv watchers would have got their asses handed to them by the Redcoats.
View ArticleSay Yes to Fitism
Last night on the news, I listened to stories about socialism, racism, creationism, nationalism, and multiculturalism. How come we never hear about… Fitism: the doctrine that fitness and the fit...
View ArticleIs Bread Healthy?
The processed food industry isn’t happy with us. They are not happy how they are being blamed for the obesity epidemic. They are not happy how “normal” people are starting to listen to us health nuts....
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